I quite like these Latin phrases. Pronounciation however is up to you.
Nescio quid dicas |
I don’t know what you’re talking about |
Nemo hic adest illius nominis |
There is no one here by that name |
Ita erat quando hic adveni. |
It was that way when I got here |
Nihil declarandum |
I have nothing to declare |
Raptus regaliter |
Royally screwed |
Ut si! |
As if! |
Vescere bracis meis |
Eat my shorts |
Re vera, potas bene |
Say, you sure are drinking a lot |
Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo. |
Don’t call me. I’ll call you. |
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione |
I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult |
Canis meus id comedit |
My dog ate it |
Die dulci freure |
Have a nice day |
Fac ut vivas |
Get a life |
Fac me cocleario vomere! |
Gag me with a spoon! |
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem |
Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business |
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. |
I have a catapult. Unless you give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head. |
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant |
May barbarians invade your personal space |
Quo signo nata es? |
What’s your sign? |
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt… |
You know, the Romans invented the art of love… |
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. |
I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear. |
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant |
May conspirators assasinate you in the hall |
Magister mundi sum! |
I am the master of the universe! |
Non sum pisces |
I am not a fish |
Radix lecti |
Couch potato |
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant |
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy |
Cogito ergo sum |
I think, therefore I am |
Cogito ergo doleo |
I think, therefore I am depressed |
Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare |
I think some people in togas are plotting against me |
Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. |
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out. |
Nihili est – in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui |
That’s nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor |
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est |
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn |
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est |
The cheque is in the post |
Non illigitamus carborundum |
Don’t let the b’stards grind you down |
Nonne macescis? |
Have you lost weight? |
Minime senuisti! |
You haven’t aged a bit! |
Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam! |
It looks great on you! |
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse! |
A wig? I never would have guessed! |
Braccae tuae aperiuntur |
Your fly is open |
Subucula tua apparet |
Your slip is showing |
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes |
You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth |
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo |
You’ve been misusing the subjunctive |
Heus, hic nos omnes in agmine sunt! |
Hey, we’re all in line here! |
Non, mihi ignosce, credo me insequentem esse |
No, excuse me, I believe I’m next |
Nonne de novo eboraco venis? |
You’re from New York, aren’t you? |